What a snivelling little boil on my backside cuntbag. Every single Mario game she's off getting kidnapped by Bowser. Signor Mario, wake up and smell the cafe au lait. She's not being kidnapped, she's Bowser's concubine. And you battle the odds and run yourself ragged for a girl who doesn't even let you in her pants.
Who's probably busy shagging every other Tom, Dick and Harry video game character. Every wonder why the Boo's have such big grins - it's because she probably fellated some paranormal penis.
What is she teaching young girls nowadays? Scream and a Silvio Berlusconi look-a-like in red dungarees will come save you. Wait, isn't she meant to be 14??
Princess Peach is a cunt. I hate having to save her, then she cunts off with that Toad and flies around picking flowers or whatever the fuck she does. Score one for feminism Peach. And she's so ungrateful. BARE UNGRATEFUL
And leave poor Mario to do his job, he's a plumber you know. Apparently.
"OH NOEZ, the princess is in another castle." - FAIL.
This post is a response to Mr Charlton Brooker
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