2. Clueless
Ok so Cher hooks up with her ex stepbrother which is just about bordering on incest, but if my ex-stepbrother was Paul Rudd pre. Judd Apatow, I'd probably have something in common with the folk of Alabama. The best kiss is at the end after Cher catches the bouquet. Why? Because he slips a bit of cheeky tongue in there, and also plays with her hair. That's how you can tell on-screen couples are so getting nookie off screen. No-one plays it that well unless you're Brando.
"Yo Cher, ever since you were twelve, I've wanted to touch your golden locks and do this. *SNOG*
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