How many times can different fuckers see their own death? Is America riddled with Mystic Meg's or some shit? How comes they can see their own death and prevent themselves going up in a fiery conflagration - but cannot see or prevent their friend's deaths in fiery conflagration after they SAVED their lives?
They should do themselves a favour, and just jump off a cliff.
The addition or subtraction of 'The' from the film title does not maketh a new film. And adding 3D does not maketh it an enjoyable cinematic experience.
Wikipedia says: A sequel is in development. Paul Walker said, "I’ve spoken with executives at Universal at this point and they’re pretty serious about it." and suggested it might be set in either Australia or Brazil. Vin Diesel stated that he wanted to shoot the fourth and fifth movies together.
*headdesk*
Has to be one of the greatest songs in the world.
I really want a bike with a basket at the front. And the ability to ride a bike. :(
Just say neigh. Oh wait that's ket. Just say NAY.
My eyeballs were appalled that Waterstones even carry this rubbish. I always thought of Waterstones as a somewhat classy establishment. I guess I was wrong.
Big Brother contestants also choose to twat around on TV and sell their life stories to The Sun. I could write more, but I'm just disgusted.
What a snivelling little boil on my backside cuntbag. Every single Mario game she's off getting kidnapped by Bowser. Signor Mario, wake up and smell the cafe au lait. She's not being kidnapped, she's Bowser's concubine. And you battle the odds and run yourself ragged for a girl who doesn't even let you in her pants.
Who's probably busy shagging every other Tom, Dick and Harry video game character. Every wonder why the Boo's have such big grins - it's because she probably fellated some paranormal penis.
What is she teaching young girls nowadays? Scream and a Silvio Berlusconi look-a-like in red dungarees will come save you. Wait, isn't she meant to be 14??
Princess Peach is a cunt. I hate having to save her, then she cunts off with that Toad and flies around picking flowers or whatever the fuck she does. Score one for feminism Peach. And she's so ungrateful. BARE UNGRATEFUL
And leave poor Mario to do his job, he's a plumber you know. Apparently.
"OH NOEZ, the princess is in another castle." - FAIL.
This post is a response to Mr Charlton Brooker
Jesus says that he has lots of spare rooms in his gaff and if you wanna stay over, there's plenty room, and he'll probably make you eggs in the morning. As opposed to Defoe, who will probably cut your heart out with a spoon and force feed it to you, and won't probably even bother sauteeing it with mushrooms.
