Atrocious Readings

Just say neigh. Oh wait that's ket. Just say NAY.

My eyeballs were appalled that Waterstones even carry this rubbish. I always thought of Waterstones as a somewhat classy establishment. I guess I was wrong.

Oxygen Pirate

...is probably the worst insult you could ever say to someone. No not a four-letter word. Calling someone an OP means that you don't think that they deserve to breathe, they're just hijacking other's oxygen needed for aerobic and anaerobic respiration. (I did A-Level Biology, I got science skills). It's even worse than being called a waste of space. Because at least you think they should still be allowed to breathe and exist.

Many people are oxygen pirates. I haven't called anyone that in a while. But I can think of a few examples.