Vampires, YAY!

Who could not be aware of the surfeit of literature and media on vampires, choking the riverbed of our minds with their fetid obsessive...

Sorry. Thought I was Anne Rice for a second.

I was going to write a short piece on this, with bullet points (I love them).
But I realised that one post would not do this topic JUSTICE. And vampires demand JUSTICE. And also the ability to read people's minds. Or vice versa. If they can't do it, then they tend to get a bit cranky and snort a lot in Biology class.

So welcome to my vampire novella.