I'M BAAAACK

YO YO MAH HOES GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Not just Jay Z, but I. Returned from my sojourn in NY (fortnight) not long enough. Will have to start making concrete plans to move over there. Decisions decisions.

Still jetlagged, but it is nice to be back where people don't speak American. I miss air conditioning on the subway though.

I've always noticed when people are in a good mood, people always question them like 'Why are you in a good mood? Everything's shit.' It is sooooooooo much easier to spread a bad mood around than a good mood. Why is that?

I am now refreshed enough to re-evaluate my pessimism. A little bit is good, but not too much. Positive feelinz must be maintained.

And it was sunny today in London, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Also never fly with Virgin, they suck. Shit food, reduced legroom, and fat bastards who sit next to you and take up all the room then have the audacity to poke you in the back.

Vampires, YAY!

Who could not be aware of the surfeit of literature and media on vampires, choking the riverbed of our minds with their fetid obsessive...

Sorry. Thought I was Anne Rice for a second.

I was going to write a short piece on this, with bullet points (I love them).
But I realised that one post would not do this topic JUSTICE. And vampires demand JUSTICE. And also the ability to read people's minds. Or vice versa. If they can't do it, then they tend to get a bit cranky and snort a lot in Biology class.

So welcome to my vampire novella.