Next time you pull out through a red light when I'm crossing I'm gonna:
A: Pull out my crowbar (or my extra long foot) stick it in your back wheel, and watch you do somersaults over the handlebars into a pot hole. With your lack of helmet, I'm just gonna watch you kill your last two brain cells. If you even cut your eye at me, I'll kick you.
Or if you never did gymnastics as a kid, and you decide to turn without indicating:
B. I will fly back to the good ol' Motherland of US of A, get my goddamn NY state ID, go to the nearest gun shop, buy a shiny new piece, fly back over here, hunt you down, and pistol whip you to the soundtrack of 'Lady in Red' by Chris de Burgh. Don't watch, I got a boombox. I can make it happen.
Watch yourself.
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