tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54310690756703252392011-08-12T00:19:59.576+01:00I got two words for you. And that is all.Sabbotagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541417333668253583noreply@blogger.comBlogger721100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-60508527758896798492011-08-12T00:18:00.001+01:002011-08-12T00:19:59.586+01:00

London Riots. Two words. National Service.

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One of the great questions of life why is tiger bread called tiger bread? It looks nothing like a tiger. Tigers are characterised by their symmetrical faces and stripes."Son, I think it's time to tell you that you're adopted."It looks more like a leopard."Things were hard for a teenage leopard back then... don't judge me too harshly son."

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Once I had a whole bunch of Kylie tickets. I stuck them on eBay. I put no reserve on them, no ridiculous starting price (it started at 99p) and the postage and packaging was reasonable to cover my envelope, tape and Special Delivery costs.Yeah I made a profit, but not through asking for a stupid 200% inflated price. Does that make it better? Well, I gave people the chance to offer their price for

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Next time you pull out through a red light when I'm crossing I'm gonna:A: Pull out my crowbar (or my extra long foot) stick it in your back wheel, and watch you do somersaults over the handlebars into a pot hole. With your lack of helmet, I'm just gonna watch you kill your last two brain cells. If you even cut your eye at me, I'll kick you.Or if you never did gymnastics as a kid, and you decide

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Go jump in a hole, please.

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They just don't make 'em like they used to. One of my favourites of all time:

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Life's not a Bollywood movie and people having emotional reunions in a shopping centre in Kent is just weird.

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Like, the best video in the world.

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Don't be fooled. The Red Panda's "cuteness" is simply a reflection of the human tendency to anthropomorphize animals. In reality, the Red Panda is a vicious omnivore, willing to eat (or try to eat) anything it can put into its mouth. FUCK YEAH, IT'S CUTE AND IT'LL EAT YOU!!!! via: FUCK YEAH, RED PANDAS! (Cheers to peppery for this.)

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FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH sh*t ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F*CK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF

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When I wrote on my Facebook status 'RIP JD Salinger' - one of my friends wrote: "He was a fucking crackpot anyway." Does that mean we shouldn't mourn him? Salinger is odd. So are his stories. They're supposed to make you feel uneasy. And that's why I like his writing. People always sneer when people expound (expund?) on Holden Caulfield, and tch'ed when Jake Gyllenhaal's character in "The

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Now a US firm has come up with an ingenious solution to this very real problem – a new item of punctuation. The SarcMark, as it has been named, is designed to be used in the same way as an exclamation or question mark. Anyone concerned that the irony of their email or text message might not be appreciated by its recipient can use the symbol to close their sentence, thereby avoiding awkward

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-33641143576783659472010-01-16T17:58:00.000Z2010-01-16T17:58:40.952Z

I work at Wallpaper and the other day they had their design awards. There were a lot of mock slebs asking me if I knew who they were. No. I did meet Jessica Brinton however, and she was lovely. I read her column every week, and I was excited to meet her. Not some guy who dyes his hair grey to be hip.

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Not all that bad, I've found.

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I'm sure this is not what Jesus had in mind.

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The sweetest two words in the English language.

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I have been duly mentioned on another's blog and I feel truly honoured. In all honesty Mr Morosky, I hated myself when I was 17. I was just like you ;)Not much has changed except now I know not to wear my heart on my sleeve, except just because I know doesn't mean I do it. :)I'm just as soppy as you, except I learnt the hard way, like everyone else to be honest. I see many great examples of love

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Hello friends! I do apologise to the 3 people who read this blog, although apparently I have more, when meeting up with people I haven't seen for a while, they mention things I have written on my bloggings. Bless.What have I been up to... being a general nifty person. LFW press, more press events, lots of writing, lots of sending frantic emails to Marc...Life is going well. I had so many couplets

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Best White Boy Dancing EVER.

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I remember styling 16 people, and having no help. Sheesh. I got mad skills then.Yeah I got a Polaroid.

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YO YO MAH HOES GUESS WHO'S BACK!Not just Jay Z, but I. Returned from my sojourn in NY (fortnight) not long enough. Will have to start making concrete plans to move over there. Decisions decisions.Still jetlagged, but it is nice to be back where people don't speak American. I miss air conditioning on the subway though.I've always noticed when people are in a good mood, people always question them

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What a cocky shit. He just makes himself look like a fool. STOP STORMING STAGES.What a buffoon with no manners.

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Cos I am thick, I left my laptop on the floor.I then proceeded to trip over it and fell on my left wrist. God bless Diana, she didn't lmao, like I would have and did. NOW I HAVE SPRAINED MY LEFT WRIST. WHAT A DUMBASS I AM TO DO THAT IN THE COUNTRY THATS HATES THE NHS.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-66250074422115884242009-09-07T06:02:00.005+01:002009-09-07T06:09:45.955+01:00

So got my shot done. Rankin is such a sweet, genuinely nice guy. Although the intern he was bawling out probs didn't think so.First lot of pictures were absolutely shit, Rankin told me to cheer up and told me I looked like a 15 year old after he asked how old I was. But his crew told me it's the highest compliment he could give. Cheers. Almost bawled when someone said I looked like Cassie. *

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-31070503434571908632009-09-07T05:48:00.004+01:002009-09-08T04:47:58.269+01:00

Poor guy. I bet he wished he just stuck to independant films and stayed poor and unknown, but retained his dignity. No wonder he's so twitchy. Can you say stalker?Didn't think I should rub salt in the wound by putting a sparkly picture up.

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So I'm staying with my mate Diana in Columbia, she is my New York BFF. Like totally. In dorms, they have codes to get into their flats/swipe cards. Pretty standard.But there is a phenomenon called JEWISH ROOMS. This is where you need a key. A card key. That is because Orthodox Jews are not allowed to use electronics on Sabbath. Because it counts as work. No computers, dishwashers, calculators.

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....are exactly how they are in the movies. Shit. Although this was a freshman party (why was I there I don't know why). They had cookies and pretzels and light beer, aww.Got invited by a mate at Columbia, so took Shadi and her sis and best mate. They wanted to see a frat party, I was amused. We stayed there for all of 20 minutes. There was an embarrassing white people dance off. It wasn't even

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Heading back to my somewhat other motherland for a fortnight. Sporadic updates, or possibly more. Depends really.SO tired. Need break. Also need to finish packing. Argh.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-76741074115962004932009-09-02T01:23:00.003+01:002009-09-02T01:24:43.413+01:00

I ain't never tried to hurt a wasp in my life. I don't run away from them, let them roam around on me, and do nothing.Today a wasp stung me on my arm. It hurts. A lot. So I killed it.Motherfucker. No more sympathy from me.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-1392770884127226822009-08-29T01:18:00.002+01:002009-08-29T01:22:43.720+01:00

How many times can different fuckers see their own death? Is America riddled with Mystic Meg's or some shit? How comes they can see their own death and prevent themselves going up in a fiery conflagration - but cannot see or prevent their friend's deaths in fiery conflagration after they SAVED their lives? They should do themselves a favour, and just jump off a cliff.

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The addition or subtraction of 'The' from the film title does not maketh a new film. And adding 3D does not maketh it an enjoyable cinematic experience.Wikipedia says: A sequel is in development. Paul Walker said, "I’ve spoken with executives at Universal at this point and they’re pretty serious about it." and suggested it might be set in either Australia or Brazil. Vin Diesel stated that he

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-44397872546989324332009-08-29T01:06:00.003+01:002009-08-29T01:08:13.011+01:00

Has to be one of the greatest songs in the world.I really want a bike with a basket at the front. And the ability to ride a bike. :(

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-47318828079076945222009-08-28T17:05:00.009+01:002009-08-29T01:51:43.078+01:00

Yizzurd.Thought I'd make a searing commentary on profile photos, this applies to girls mainly but also boys, you're the culprits here too. Just because you took a grainy shot on your free webcam from Natwest when you opened an 11-17 account (I had one, it was shit) does not make it a natural shot. You know what I'm talking about - those people on your friends list (or may even be you) who have

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Say what you like about the man, but he has some amazing tunes. And I used to fancy David Furnish, he's kinda hot.*holds lighter up*

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Just say neigh. Oh wait that's ket. Just say NAY.My eyeballs were appalled that Waterstones even carry this rubbish. I always thought of Waterstones as a somewhat classy establishment. I guess I was wrong.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-40540632298150959532009-08-27T21:05:00.002+01:002009-08-27T23:28:11.093+01:00

This is what capitalism breeds.

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2. CluelessOk so Cher hooks up with her ex stepbrother which is just about bordering on incest, but if my ex-stepbrother was Paul Rudd pre. Judd Apatow, I'd probably have something in common with the folk of Alabama. The best kiss is at the end after Cher catches the bouquet. Why? Because he slips a bit of cheeky tongue in there, and also plays with her hair. That's how you can tell on-screen

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-13930849744895438472009-08-27T00:31:00.005+01:002009-08-27T00:47:04.018+01:00

I may like cultured shit, but I also like films with Hilary Duff in them. I can't help it, I can't always be monotone and drab. Sometimes all I want is know everything will be ok. And if not, at least there's sex before they die. Because otherwise that would majorly suck.1. WantedThis film was utter confusing BS (bullets don't curve, you're messing with phish-sticks there), but this scene was so

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...is probably the worst insult you could ever say to someone. No not a four-letter word. Calling someone an OP means that you don't think that they deserve to breathe, they're just hijacking other's oxygen needed for aerobic and anaerobic respiration. (I did A-Level Biology, I got science skills). It's even worse than being called a waste of space. Because at least you think they should still be

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I speak to you over citiesI speak to you over plainsMy mouth is against your earThe two sides of the walls facemy voice which acknowledges you.I speak to you of eternity.O cities memories of citiescities draped with our desirescities early and latecities strong cities intimatestripped of all their makerstheir thinkers their phantomsLandscape ruled by emeraldlive living ever-livingthe wheat of the

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Big Brother contestants also choose to twat around on TV and sell their life stories to The Sun. I could write more, but I'm just disgusted.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-58298070761988355262009-08-25T03:42:00.004+01:002009-08-25T03:47:00.845+01:00

VBS travels to Columbia to investigate scopolamine, the world's most heinous drug http://twi.la/3htcn about 9 hours ago from twhirl @viceuk you spelt it wrong, colOmbia not colUmbia, that's the university and outdoor clothing company.about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry Excuse my hasty spelling error. The country is indeed "ColOmbia".about 4 hours ago from twhirlNo need to be a penis about it.

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YO BABY.So I was out making comments today. As you do. And it just got me a-thinking about inappropiate attire.When we get a minute of sun, or even it just doesn't rain, all white people take all their clothes off. I think that Boots advert summed it up quite well, no rain = flip flops! Then it rains, and then you slip and slide all the way onto the tube, which full of wet people, does not smell

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Unrequited LoveEndlessly pursuing the girl of your dreams who you're hugely in love with and would do anything to be with, but who you know doesn't feel the same? That's a cunt. A REAL big one. Unrequited love makes you feel, look and act like a cunt. And makes you want to call her one too, even. It's almost enough to make you give up on cunt and become a monk. Almost.I just found this, bit of a

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-70977696482734119242009-08-22T20:32:00.003+01:002009-08-22T22:50:25.009+01:00

"Don't watch my passport photo/I know I look loco." (2009)*headdesk*

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When someone describes you as 'interesting' that's just insulting. Interesting is what you say about someone or something WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.Interesting + another comment - that's ok.Just interesting = not fine.

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White people have their own specific way of washing up, linked to the hue of their skin. I have never seen a non-white person do this. To their crockery.What I've noticed, is that everyone else, puts detergent on a scourer, scrubs the offending dish or pan, and rinses it, and puts it in a draining rack to drip dry. Or dries with a tea towel, but rarely. That's only if there's not enough space on

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Is not funny. At all. Especially the image below.

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When I realised 99% of all DJ's don't scratch LPs by hand rather than on a MacBook Pro, I was sorely disappointed. It just doesn't seem real. Or right. And that means anyone can be a DJ. So instead of being a cool motherfucker, you're just a motherfucker with iTunes on party shuffle.And here's one I made earlier.

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Full of hot bitches and poofs since 1965.

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Jemaine Clement: "He doesn't mean racist, he means you're being xenophobic." Flight of the Conchords Season One, Episode 7, 'Drive-By'That is true, I am a bit scared of them.I been asked by one person to explain how I came out with this concept of making my points in two words, so that merits a post. I notice lots of things, most of them what other people don't notice. I've been called sharp on a

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Before some smart aleck points out that this entry title is not referring to two words I would like to add that 'THE' is a definitive article, used to specify or empathise a noun. Suck on that.Everyone's watched the best part of a tenner slip down the drain. I am referring to, a bad movie.I unfortunately was exposed to one so poor in quality, but thankfully quantity as it was only 90 minutes (I

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What a snivelling little boil on my backside cuntbag. Every single Mario game she's off getting kidnapped by Bowser. Signor Mario, wake up and smell the cafe au lait. She's not being kidnapped, she's Bowser's concubine. And you battle the odds and run yourself ragged for a girl who doesn't even let you in her pants. Who's probably busy shagging every other Tom, Dick and Harry video game character

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-41073049682969893692009-08-18T22:40:00.004+01:002009-08-18T22:44:47.405+01:00

When she's not playing Bellend, she's kinda hot.

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Shame on you.Why vampires would have a population problem

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-50965147947927936932009-08-18T01:24:00.007+01:002009-08-18T01:32:50.402+01:00

His physique puts Obama to shame, for shame.Here's something I made earlier...

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I would LOVE a hit of that crack she's was smoking when she was writing that led her to come up with this."THIS IS THA SKIN OF A KILLAH BELLEND!!!111"No wonder no-one takes him seriously.If the sparklez turn you on, and you can't get over that your boyfriend doesn't glitter like a stripper's panties then click here to fix that.Also I'm glad to see rPatz has been working out, if they had to draw

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-33630074277617152842009-08-14T22:28:00.005+01:002009-08-20T01:28:22.176+01:00

Brogues £5 New Look saleGold Spray Paint £1.47 WilkoTape $1 Kings Hwy $ EmporiumHaving a pair of shoes that even the trendies don't have? PRICELESSThere are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's a person with too much time on their hands and a can of spray paint.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-34369589560002094392009-08-14T15:46:00.003+01:002009-08-14T16:03:43.317+01:00

WHOA. A seal gets clubbed in the video?? How did I never notice that before??

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-82189695540969963212009-08-14T15:11:00.004+01:002009-08-14T15:20:11.673+01:00

This says it's all. Fucking stupid Americans.Click the image dammit.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-46249546816281712622009-08-13T23:19:00.009+01:002009-08-14T01:48:57.295+01:00

Went to Rankin Live at the Truman Brewery. Highly enjoyable. Well worth the £7 I paid (concession and WOT). Complete retrospective of his works, and also his project for Oxfam, Rankin Live.Although being there made me feel bad and sad about myself. Why? Because I know I'm only 22, I have no discernable skill. I don't want to be a mediocre person, but I am. This is not 'Feel sorry for me and tell

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-56124050215779154142009-08-13T22:46:00.012+01:002009-08-14T22:27:44.035+01:00

Jesus says that he has lots of spare rooms in his gaff and if you wanna stay over, there's plenty room, and he'll probably make you eggs in the morning. As opposed to Defoe, who will probably cut your heart out with a spoon and force feed it to you, and won't probably even bother sauteeing it with mushrooms.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-39443595111938647952009-08-12T22:28:00.002+01:002009-08-14T13:39:25.817+01:00

Worth watching just for this scene.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-90677412925841927072009-08-11T23:19:00.003+01:002009-08-12T10:51:26.178+01:00

Who could not be aware of the surfeit of literature and media on vampires, choking the riverbed of our minds with their fetid obsessive...Sorry. Thought I was Anne Rice for a second.I was going to write a short piece on this, with bullet points (I love them).But I realised that one post would not do this topic JUSTICE. And vampires demand JUSTICE. And also the ability to read people's minds. Or

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-3467352504466242092009-08-11T23:00:00.004+01:002009-08-12T10:50:51.228+01:00

Worn when a man (I use that term lightly) needs to make a good impression. But it should only be worn by and with people under 24. Otherwise you resemble the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. And no-one wants to resemble a thinly veiled paedophile with atrophied testicles and sadistic leanings.= Never a good look.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-36481955071226023972009-08-11T01:53:00.002+01:002009-08-14T13:47:00.063+01:00

Makes everyone look like a douchebag. (Sorry Zac)

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-67125314314944646032009-08-11T00:08:00.010+01:002009-08-19T14:28:16.121+01:00

I meant to write this a while ago. But I forgot. It's written on an index card of things to write about in my room. But onwards I say.Well. I appreciate if you're a musical artiste, it should be for you 'all about the music' - which is unfortunately a massive joke, because THE WORLD DON'T WORK LIKE THAT. Do you think Girls Aloud would have sold so many records if they were ok looking, with a dash

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-78345624008784871662009-07-30T16:27:00.002+01:002009-07-30T16:32:55.410+01:00

I'm not entirely sure what to say.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-16707204248564222952009-07-30T16:13:00.004+01:002009-08-12T22:34:22.291+01:00

What a twit.

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-76669140947498766742009-07-29T00:49:00.005+01:002009-07-30T16:13:03.352+01:00

Sup.I hate being a third wheel. Once I was made to be a third wheel on my own date.. no lie. That wasn't fun, in the slighest. My date legged it with his mate and avoided me, for the rest of the night (this was at my graduation ball), and then asked if I wanted to join him. I politely declined.I always seem to be Mr Third Wheel (yes I know I'm a lady), a lot of my friends, quite a few of my CLOSE

Two Wordsnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5431069075670325239.post-989651971148957372009-07-29T00:45:00.004+01:002009-07-29T01:21:52.165+01:00

Hello!This is Two Words. Two words stemmed out of the concept that I tend to make points in two words. Short, snappy and to the point.Or more of this is another excuse to try spread my rancid babble to the world.. but if you do come across this blog, one hopes you will find it amusing enough..I'm sure I'll have more to write about myself... later.Cheerio!

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